posted on 24. 01. 2009 by Lori in PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, ubisoft

Jade Raymond is fucking awesome

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Jade Raymond, as far as we know, hasn’t done shit ever since Assassin’s Creed hit the market in late oh-seven. It is probably for the best, as even the mere association with Ubisoft’s new game I Am Alive — rumors had it she was producing — would diminish everything she has achieved in her life. Nullify her degree, basically. Thank god she jumped off that boat, as the game is penned in for a March release without much fanfare. The game, that is slated to arrive on both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, will feature a lone man battling through a destroyed Chicago landscape.

You get me? It’s out in fucking march. March. That’s like 2 days from now. I haven’t even seen the game yet, just a pre-rendered CGI movie. Big whoop. Also, it’s coming out in the same month as Resident Evil 5. What the fuck is Ubi smoking? Well, not much apparently, as the forcasted sales figures are laughable 500.000 units.

Update: Seems like I was not the only one thinking March was a little too soon for I am Alive. To avert disaster, the game will now be released in the fiscal year 2009, which runs from April 09 until the end of March … 010? 10? You decide.